Christmas Elves
On the twelfth day of Advent, the WoffBoot brought to me ... Twelve Elves Off The ShelvesFancy, fragile, functionally useless ... Elves, how we've missed you!Let's get these guys back to Santa!In the...
View ArticleSanta Claws is Coming to Town
I hope you've already ordered all your festive GW merch this year. Better hurry if not, they're only reprinting Space Hulk once more every December for the rest of your life.All I want for Christmas is...
View ArticleAir Traffork Controller
On the fourteenth day of Advent the WoffBoot brought to me ... a blessed relief from this continued escalation!And if you haven't heard the Christopher Lee version, I suggest you seek it as a matter of...
View ArticleFive Gold Things
Okay, five might be a slight exaggeration.Frostgrave needs treasure tokens. The more the merrier, on the whole, not that I ever seem to get any on the rare occasions I play it. Not content with a wide...
View ArticleFestive Balls
On the sixteenth day of Advent the WoffBoot brought to me ... a door with a lovely set of knockers.Feel free to play the Benny Hill theme in your head.But these are no ordinary balls. These balls have...
View ArticleSeasons Greetings of the Witch
Secret DoorNearing the end of my Warband, just a little further to go.The Horcrux and the IvyThis bonny lass is the apprentice, another lead model from the Nickstarter. Quite a nice one too, although...
View ArticleOh Christmas Treeman
On the eighteenth day of Advent the WoffBoot brought to me ... a Yule log - with swagger!What a very artistic way to kill a tree.See it while you can - it's going on the fire on Boxing Day!It was...
View ArticleThe Beard's Head Carol
This guy knows his doors. Look him up.Sorry, lock him up. My mistake.The warband is complete! Almost. It merely lacks a master.I'm a Wizard, mind you.The last lead freebie, this Barbarian Wizard is a...
View ArticleA Nice Cup Of Grognog!
On the twentieth day of Advent the WoffBoot brought to me ... a wee snifter to keep out the cold.Don't worry, he won't bite.Just bark.Mugs at the ready!The official fluff for Night Goblins (or...
View ArticleBattle at the Fords: Anglo-Saxons vs Vikings
And now for that most festive of Christmas traditions - Dark Age slaughter!"Dear Lindisfarne Monks,You were out when we called, so your sack and pillage has been left with a neighbour.Love and hugs,...
View ArticlePayment Clause Is Coming To Town
On the twenty-second day of Advent the WoffBoot brought to me ... a fat man with a white beard.And he's ho-ho-homicidal!My tour of games systems and army lists continues with this lump 'o lead for my...
View ArticleThe Coming of the Magi
Oh so close. You can almost taste the brandy butter.That is indeed a Mantic Dungeon Saga door up there, and it is indeed hand-tooled. I haven't done much furniture this month. It always feels like it's...
View ArticleDevils From The Realms Of Glory
On the twenty-fourth day of Advent the WoffBoot brought to me ... the gates of hell opened!The last day of the Advent traditionally has the biggest door - so buckle up for this update!Dungeon Quest's...
View ArticleDeadwatch
The Woffboot Chronicles wish you a Merry Grim Christmas Darkmas!And that, neophyte Watkins, is why we don't take our helmets off in space.
View ArticleLead and Taxes - Year in Review
That time of year again. The Reckoning.How has 2016 treated you, wargamers? As badly as it treated everyone else?Abbadon the Defrauder, Lord of the End TimesNo, I didn't think so. Our Silver Age...
View ArticleGorechosen: A Christmas Story
Since family Christmases are traditionally a time of wrath-fuelled conflict with no mercy or quarter, I thought it would be a good time to try out a game of Gorechosen."For the hundredth time - you...
View ArticleThe Tally of 2016
So that was 2016 (stop crying, or at least have a brief pause to re-hydrate)...The Year In ReviewAnd this is the update to "Project: Micawber", let's all say it together..."Annual leadpile twenty...
View ArticleCowboys vs Aliens
Happy International Start-As-You-Mean-To-Go-On Day!Now witness the firepower of this ARMED and FULLY OPERATIONAL no wait the safety's still onAlways good to finish a commission. Sad though I am to see...
View ArticleEXT: Derelict Temple
Terrain! Whaddya know, it's a snowy ruin.Dammit, this actually makes my tally for last year inaccurate. Went and bought it just before New Year's, didn't I? Dope. So minus one to progress for me, even...
View ArticleHivemind of Scum and Villany vs Ace of Scum
Spin off? Expanded Universe? Standalone? No idea. It's been a while, though, so it was time to lock into attack formation and play some X-Wing again.It was a bit of a whim and a prayer for this game....
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