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Odds and Sods

 I know, I'm late on my New Year's Blogging. Did I manage the only important resolution from last year, to beat Stylus at a game of Blood Bowl? Reader, I did not.No,I managed to bring my veteran Chaos...

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It's A Knockromundout!

 Somehow, I've managed to collect sixteen gangs' worth of Necromunda. There is only one sensible thing to do - make them fight to the death in an arena to determine the ultimate victor. Over the coming...

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KnockRaT Qualifier - Escher v Van Saar - Fight!

 Helloooooooo violence fans! And welcome to the opening rounds of the inaugural KnockRamundout Tournament, the KnockRaT, with me, Jarribix Klabbs, the scavvy with the savvy!Joining me tonight in the...

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KnockRat Qualifier - Palanite Patrol vs Outcast Scum: Fight!

 Welcome back, violence fans! The atmosphere in tonight's arena is electric and I don't mean just from the faulty wiring. It's the second round of the KnockRat, and boy howdy, have we got a match for...

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KnockRat Qualifier: Delaque vs Genestealer Cults: Fight!

 ...which is why they grade it as meat rather than slurry. And we're back! If you're just joining us, this is me, Jarribix Klabbs......and a big rowdy hey helloooo from me, Blaargh the Boil!We're here...

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Trollbait

 Trawling the bottom of my paint barrel!Nothing left for it but to get creative. I have no models to paint beyond the grab-bag of surviving plastic from early 90s Heroquest, most of which I've painted...

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Blood Bowl: Half Measures

As is my annual custom: I've painted a Blood Bowl team!Don't tell me you can look at that and not hear the Grange Hill theme...Scampering onto the turf are the Halflings. They used to have the...

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KnockRat Qualifier: Ironhead Squats vs Cawdor - Fight!

What time is it? Say it with me, violence fans, it's...Knockramundout Time!Hello and welcome to one and all, this is me, Jarribix Klabbs coming to you live from a wire mesh gibbet hanging from the...

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Big Beasts: Empire vs Warriors of Chaos

It's an Old World after all!Where a cannonball catches a Ghorgon right across the bullocks...Sneaking a Swindon battle report into the Christmas holidays is becoming something of a tradition, and this...

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KnockRat Qualifier: Orlocks vs Chaos Helot Cult - Fight!

The gantries are lighting up, the bulkheads are grinding open and blood is already being spilled in the locker rooms. It must be Knockramundout Time!It's me, your host Jarribix Klabbs, coming to you...

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KnockRat Qualifier: Corpse Grinder Cult vs Malstrain Brood - Fight!

Get your snacks ready, Underhivers, and top up your drinking tubes. Jarribix Klabbs here, and it's time for a meaty smackdown! With me tonight is the thing on my neck - say hello, Blaargh!Jarri! Do the...

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Tail Ends From the Crypt

 Mix'n'match Astartes!Kas sent me a little grab bag of marines to sort out. Nice to paint some Crypt Angels again!Here's an evil jump captain. He's bouncing off another marine's head, which is partly...

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Fyrd Focus

 Never one to let a project sit idle, I have finally finished the Anglo-Saxon army I started in [checks notes] ... 2015.So these have been sitting in my unpainted pile for some time now. I can't...

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Ogreworked

...and Underarmed. There may come a day when I catch up with the Necromunda release schedule. Equipped with an official WYSYWIG one-of-everything, I will finally be able to hang up my brushes and...

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Hi-de-Hydra!

Complete one box of miniatures, two more appear in the painting queue...I thought I'd be resting on my comic book laurels for a few months more, but after a couple more Crisis Protocol matches and I...

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KnockRat Qualifier: Spyrer Hunting Team vs Slave Ogryns - Fight!

Blaargh here, KnockRatters! Jarri's out this week, he caught the hyperleprosy that's been doing the rounds. Doc says he'll have him right as rain soon as he gets creds, so scabbedy-roo, I've bet all...

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Advansaar Party

 Necromunda! Because why wouldn't you?I'm nearly there, slogging away towards having the last bits for all the gangs and all their options. This time it's the Van Saar extras, their Neoteks on grav...

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Malstrainuous Links

 Unexpected horrors!That nice man Kas sent me a couple of little gifts with the last shipment. It's a pair of Malstrain models! When they first came out, I remember thinking 'ooo' before thinking 'no...

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Cherchez le goblin: Bretonnia vs Orcs & Goblins

It's time for another round of Joust A Minute!A 3,000pt clash of Bretonnia vs Orcs & Goblins in the Old World.One of my first games of Old World was an Orcs & Goblins clash against Sultan Plays...

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Voulez-vous Escher Avec Moi?

 Ce soir?I know, I know, it's an impossible hill to climb. I'll be two box sets from the top of it before the Man in Nottingham sticks a new bunch on top. Impossible things are the only ones worth...

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Orlock be a Lady Tonight

 Bit late on this one!This trio of Orlocks are all Forge Worlders. They got painted a couple of months ago, just in time to get knocked out of the KnockRat, but I forgot to take pictures. So I'm late...

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Black Orc Done

I know I've made a big deal about long-lasting projects, but I started this one when the Millennium Bug was a thing... Onwards to the future!This pack of metal menaces are the original Black Orcs, back...

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O Brotherhood, Where Art Thou?

 As promised, I begin my foray into the mutants of Crisis Protocol.Naturally, I start with the bad guys.The Brotherhood of Mutants have always been the antithesis of the X-Men. They seem to have...

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Parasite for Sore Eyes

When he wounds, he does flatworm three damage.This gorgeous creature is the Servant of the Silent Ones, a House Delaque special agent. It comes to me courtesy of General Bubonicus, who very kindly sent...

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I Can't Believe It's Not Mutants

I've been filling out my Brotherhood of Mutants affiliation with some larger models, who don't really fit the definition of the word...First up is Mister Sinister, an iconic X-villain who is more mad...

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