Attack of the Clones
When tackling a commission, I find it best to begin with the shit units.No, I'm being unfair. After doing a twenty-one-clone salute to this forgotten model, the Beastman from MB Games forgotten...
View ArticleHow Now, Brown Tau?
I knew I kept that pot of Tau Light Ochre for a reason.Almost two years since I last set brush to anything from this codex, but here I am, back again, slapping the ochre on. Weirdly, I felt an odd...
View ArticleA Lamb Named Sue
Conversion time!Is it just me, or does he put you in mind of Mr T cosplaying as a Chaos Dwarf? "I pity the Bull Centaur" type thing.This is that dragon kit from Mantic again, only this time it's got a...
View ArticleDonald Where's Yer Ungor
More beastmen, this time something a bit more pukka."Maybe make them look a bit celtic," the man said. Duly noted."They may take our army book, but they'll never take... our... er, our tiny party hats?...
View ArticleAttack of the Clones II - This Time it's Dronesonal
Quiz time!With your host, Ro-Bob Holness!This week I've been doing the Tau equivalent of identical Ungors, their drone units. It's not an army I know a lot about, or it wasn't, anyway - I don't like...
View ArticleJust Gors
Beastmen army now half done, give or take.Gors with two hand weapons this week. Nice models, brutal and lively, with a menace to them that their stats just never quite backed up since first edition,...
View ArticleTau Have and Tau Hold
Ah, my ochre playmates, how I've missed you.Yes, we're back with the Tau. And for me, something of a nostalgia trip this time. If that's the right word for anything painted the colour I see in my sleep...
View ArticleBand of Hairy Men
Robin Hood Robin HoodRiding through the Glen!Robin Hood Robin HoodAmbushed by Beastmen!Lincoln Green's too brightFor a Citadel WoodRobin HoodRobin HoodRobin HoodUngor Raiders - was there a unit less...
View ArticleA Bicycle Built for Tau
Callsign DZ-DZ, give us your answer doThe Tau Piranha has made it in this week, alongside the unit of Beastmen archers. Two of them, actually, they were both already painted to various extents. Not...
View ArticleAge of Sigmar: The Beastly Storm Breaks
It's been a while since we've had a battle report, much less a fantasy one - so it's back we go to the Age of Sigmar!Let the Realm of Fire Ignite!It's All-Skype Fight Night!WoffBoot X is fast...
View ArticleEXT: Herd Stone
Just a bit of scenery this week, it's been an exhausting few days.Feeling inspired by the Fantasy Army de jour (and also because it's the Beastmen's turn again), this is a Herd Stone that they can...
View ArticleGreen Stuff and Bitz Box ... bibbity bobbity boo
After a three-month hiatus (to deal with a spawn of a very different kind), work on my Beasts of Chaos warband continues apace*.(*by which I mean: one beastman for every ten that Kraken is able to...
View ArticleTau Long, and Tanks for all the Fish
Tau or Cylon? YOU decide.This week sees me hitting the larger Tau kits, beginning with their transport, the Devilfish.It's all been magnetised, this one - the gun at the front (although I haven't made...
View ArticleJust Gors 2: Nurse! The Gors!
Back to the Beastmen. If I keep swapping genres like this, I'll get culture shock.Last of the big infantry blocks here, and a mere hatfull of models left to do for the Beasts. Even if doing more Gors...
View ArticleOm Nom Nom ... Zom
We return to Dungeon Saga - and the poor adventurers have been stuck down there for more than three months (hope they brought sandwiches).Dungeonmaster Kraken read us a redacted prologue (avoiding...
View ArticleThe Silver Age
You may have noticed that the new Warhammer Quest game, Silver Tower, is available from GW today.No? That's news to you? Why in all the hells are you reading this obscure website then, get over to...
View ArticleTaunk Shock
You've seen this tank before. Or it's seen you...This is a Tau Hammerhead. It's got the exact same chassis as the Devilfish from the last Tau post, and therefore it looks pretty much the...
View ArticleWhere's the Beef?
Gor, that was a lot of painting this week. I need a cocktail. Bartender! Make mine a taur one!Yes, I know, you saw what I did there. Abysmal.Rounding up the tail end of the Beastmen army come the...
View ArticleMen of the Tain
Last of the Beastmen!The Bestigor unit was always going to feature lots of dark-skinned beastmen. So many, I eventually decided to give them more of a unified look. First, I sprayed them all black so I...
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