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Sultan Pepper: 4 Battles of 40k in 4 Minutes
 Let's try some short-form battle reports!(and not just because I didn't take enough notes)For most of this year, my hobby has been about racing towards one deadline or another, be it Hobbypocalypse,...
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He Hath Dominion! (and also some Retributors)
 It's the Hobbypocalypse time again!Finally, we're back to the infantry!Despite being on Month 4, I haven't really had a chance to get back into power armour since I started. So this is a treat I've...
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Hybrid Vigour
 Someone must have once scribbled, during a difficult design meeting at GW where ideas were a running a bit low, 'what if Genestealers, but Power Tools?' And so here are the Acolytes!They will always...
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Achilles Heel
 Ridgerunner Ridgerunner! Goin' faster miles an hour!Very snappy looking buggy, this, sleek and swift. At least, it would be if I hadn't daubed mud all over it, but when I hear a vehicle described as...
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Now Presenting: The Silver Cage
Hold onto your khopesh, it's going to be a bumpy ride!Way back in the autumn of 2019, I pitched a narrative campaign to Winters SEO: Thousand Sons vs Grey Knights.We thought to wait until 9th Edition...
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Permission to Buzz the Tower: Imperium vs Genestealer Cults
Kraken reporting to the flight deck, along with Pootle - here's a narrative battle report for you! Captain Okita Nampo knelt on top of a huge defunct coolant fan and looked out of the cavernous hangar...
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Dirty Bikers
 Hankering after that Drednok vibe? Well, I was, and I looked no further than this kit. Instead of actual Drednoks, they're waaay too expensive these days. Atalan Jackals are a tough, hard-hitting...
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Daddy's Home
 We're all old enough to remember the classic artwork by Tony Hough, right?Well, my Cult needed a Patriarch. And they got one, courtesy of the Shadow Throne set, so it should have been job done. Until...
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Be Vewy Vewy Quiet
 Hush little psyker, don't say a word. Funny unit this - five Prosecutors, the Sisters of Silence with boltguns. A bit of padding in the otherwise well-stuffed Shadow Throne box, and indeed in any...
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Cavalleria Allarusticana
 When your standard armoured demigod just isn't quite big and butch enough, why not send some of these?My dodgy Latin isn't quite up to the task of working out what Allarus might actually mean, other...
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Ork-mented Reality: Orks vs Space Marines
'Ere We Go!I, Pootle, am extremely keen to try out my newly modelled Warboss Bludteef in battle, as well as the Tempest of War card deck I've recently acquired. I, Stylus, hava volunteered to face them...
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EXT: Launch Site
 When there's nothing in the paint queue, I'm obliged to get creative. Very cheap and cheerful, this, and quick with it. It's the plastic lid to a milkshake powder tub glued upside down to a card oval,...
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The Glorious Tenth: Orcs & Goblins vs Empire - Warhammer Fantasy Battle
Anniversary time! Ten years ago today, we launched this humble hobby blog with the oft-asked question, "What is a Woffboot?"To celebrate the occasion, we're bringing our the Warhammer Fantasy Battle...
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New Gun in Tau'n: Tau vs Alpha Legion
Good lord - in an usual act of latency, I played a game about three months ago and never wrote it up. Heresy! It was not long after the T'au Codex had dropped, and Kas and myself thought we'd try...
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It's Raining Cuts And Dogmata
 Month 5 of the Hobbypocalypse - the end is in sight!I've yet to bag a win with my exceptionally-choppy Sisters of Battle army, so the only logical solution was to add more chop!The Celestian...
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EXT: Wizard's Knob
 More improvised scenery!My wife knows the kind of rubbish I like, so kindly bought me a mysterious glass orb in a pewter dragon foot that she found at a jumble sale a couple of years ago. It looked...
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Heavy Weapons Guys
 Crypt Angels inbound!Time for a swift commission piece - some of my old friends in black and red. It's a second squad of heavy intercessors, they have some pretty butch guns, and that's really all you...
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Quis Depingit Custodes?
 If you're going to speed paint an army, the Custodians are a good pick. Not a high body count there. Bringing my ultra elites up to the 1500 point boundary, here is the contents of the recent Combat...
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Alien Insurrection
 The Genestealer Cult needed a few more characters, I reckoned, and here they are.Great sculpts, they really sell the personalities of these leaders and support crew. Whoever was in charge of this army...
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He Guards the Watchmen
 One last add-on to the Custodes!Earlier in the year, I was asked to put together a little Orky ditty to honour the amazing Warkopta Chinork painted by B1llybob. Bob's Orks are a thing of legend,...
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