Brute Force
Look at what my family got me for Christmas!Translation: look at what I bought for myself once I'd returned all my presentsThese very welcome and short-lived Battleforce bundles from Games Workshop are...
View ArticleNight Night
The Crypt Angels have been feeling neglected.What better way to cheer them up, indeed what better way to cheer anyone at all in the world up, than to paint a trio of Imperial Knights?Been a while since...
View ArticleCold Northern Warbands
The North has Risen Again!Haulr the LongWarbands of the Cold North III, the Kickstarter that Red Box Games ran just before Christmas, made me wonder how I'd missed out on the first two. Really good...
View ArticleAll Aboard The Megaboss
With little more than a week until WoffBoot XI, I'd better get cracking and finish at least one of the two armies I'm bringing.Let's start with the Megaboss!Shut up Google Images, you know what I...
View ArticleEt Tu Brute
The Ironjawz Waaagh! continues apace, and I can tick the second unit of Brutes from my checklist.Check, mateThese five come with polearms - or 'jagged gore-hackas' if you're able to keep track of the...
View ArticleA Shaman And His 'Spolding Staff
The Weirdnob Shaman - I finally get to paint an Ironjaw without any old iron!Oh, I wouldn't give ya tuppence for ya old watch chain...Waaagh! are we waiting for?Before we got further, let's just all...
View Article'Core Unit
Fielding Warriors of Chaos is rather like leading the Labour Party. There's always problems with the leadership.Not in terms of quality (also rather like the Labour Party), rather more in terms of...
View ArticleYellow Brick Foes
In all of our Skype battles, I'll bet that Chaos Warriors get proxied more than any other unit. Well - no more!Let's take at look at these models that I'm sure you've never seen before!**on roundsThese...
View ArticleChimera! (not the troop carrier)
I continue my 2017 monster mash (2 down, 3 to go) with the mish-mashiest of them all - the Chimera!"What do you mean?! - You snore! - Oh I don't- anyway, you have bad breath! -Because you never brush...
View ArticleThe Future's not Orange
You must have heard by now. There's a new 40K coming.Yeah, we're back, witches.I mention this partly to excuse my last ditch painting project, which was to finally get round to basing my Inquisitorial...
View ArticleGork, Mork and Pork!
We've had Chaos for the last few updates, but there's still one more Ironjawz unit to get battle-ready.Gore-Gruntas! Even in Age of Sigmar, I can't kick the pig habit.They may look like boar boyz, but...
View ArticleSwirly, Curly, Glowy, Killme
The Silver Tower is a maze of madness, a seemingly-endless journey into mind-boiling insanity...And to replicate the experience, GW have kindly given us the Ogroid Thaumaturge!"Very little is known...
View ArticleWoffBoot XI
The annual tourney is over, and the results are in: “Only the Faithful!”Vs SCE1Vs NhVs IrnVs DoTVs SCE2Vs NRTOTALStormcast Eternals...
View ArticleArchaOne for the Road
On my way to this year's 'Boot, I had some spare time at the airport. So I thought 'why not get some painting done?'If you've never painted in an airport lobby, you're missing out on a tremendous...
View ArticleGeneral Kraken Licks His Wounds
My Woffboot XI - let's just make it clear now, that if you're looking for tales of derring do and splendour in battle, you won't be finding them here.First up, my army!Morning of the Battle of...
View ArticleWoffBoot XI: Disciples of Tzeentch vs Nurgle Rotbringers
The dust settles on another WoffBoot, and while the results are there for all to see, that doesn't tell the whole story. So settle in for the first of my five battle reports.It's a Tzeentch vs Nurgle...
View ArticleWoffBoot XI: Disciples of Tzeentch vs Stormcast Eternals
A new dawn rises over the WoffBoot, and I play my second game of the tournament.I take on the good guys in Blood And Glory: here come the Stormcast!My second match is against General Leofa, a general...
View ArticleWoffBoot XI: Disciples of Tzeentch vs Ironjawz
Game 3 and my coalition of chaos faces an Ironjawz army.Specifically, it's my Ironjawz army, so how could I go wrong?My next opponent is Yalfrezi (Yalfrezi Major, as we're accommodating two generations...
View ArticleWoffBoot XI: Disciples of Tzeentch vs Stormcast Eternals (again!)
Four games into the WoffBoot tournament, and my winning streak went down the Escalation escalator.But here comes a chance at redemption - a Border War scenario against another Stormcast army!This match...
View ArticleWoffBoot XI: Disciples of Tzeentch vs Nighthaunt
My fifth and final game of the WoffBoot. I'm out of the top positions for sure, but a win might just nudge me over the halfway markStanding in my way: ghosties and ghoulies and a long-armed beastie -...
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